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About WKDWZD

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  1. Well Danny Ocean needs a geography lesson, the crown jewels are kept at the Tower of London, not in Windsor Caste.
  2. Some people have no idea of the concept of 'fancy dress' parties. Who want's to be just another vicar, tart or Wyatt Earp ...
  3. Well ♬Yank-ee-doodle-doo♬ to you too.
  4. Just to clarify, I wasn't joking about the wedding crowd being larger than the inauguration crowd, but I was joking about there being more Americans at the wedding than the inauguration.
  5. I can't imagine an eatery where people just hang around or use the loos, it wouldn't happen here. On the other hand, I do recall from my visits stateside that public toilets are very few and far between.
  6. That was the meaning of my question. I am aware of the original reason for 'thanksgiving' and that the Pligrims would not have survived the first winter, being totally ill-equipped, without the help and goodwill of the Native Americans. But that, of course, no longer applies. So my question is what or who are you giving thanks for these days.
  7. Who are you Thanksgiving for what these days?
  8. A Trumpmobile? If you knew what 'trump' means in colloquial English, you'd know why I think that's funny.
  9. I got knocked from pillar to post by bullies at school ... why is it that you never have a gun to hand when you need it?
  10. Well, when you've made it to forty years ... I've got a pal,A reg'lar out an' outer,She's a dear good old gal,I'll tell yer all about 'er.It's many years since fust we met,'Er 'air was then as black as jet,It's whiter now, but she don't fret,Not my old gallWe've been together now for forty years,An' it don't seem a day too much,There ain't a lady livin' in the landAs I'd swop for my dear old Dutch.I calls 'er Sal,'Er proper name is Sairer,An' yer may find a galAs you'd consider fairer.She ain't a angel — she can startA-jawin' till it makes yer smart,She's just a woman, bless 'er eart,Is my old gal!We've been together now for forty years,An' it don't seem a day too much,There ain't a lady livin' in the landAs I'd swop for my dear old Dutch.Sweet fine old gal,For worlds I wouldn't lose 'er,She's a dear good old gal,An' that's what made me choose 'er.She's stuck to me through thick and thin,When luck was out, when luck was in,Ah wot a wife to me she's been,An' wot a pal!We've been together now for forty years,An' it don't seem a day too much,There ain't a lady livin' in the landAs I'd swop for my dear old Dutch.I sees yer Sal —Yer pretty ribbons sportin'Many years now, old gal,Since them young days of courtin'.I ain't a coward, still I trustWhen we've to part, as part we must,That Death may come and take me fustTo wait... my pal!We've been together now for forty years,An' it don't seem a day too much,There ain't a lady livin' in the landAs I'd swop for my dear old Dutch.
  11. Hey everybody peeps! Being an inhabitant of Sussex, I've now got me a new Duke and Duchess. I have to start practising doffing my cap and my "ah! thank 'e squire"s ...
  12. Don't be giving him any ideas, he has enough cracked ones of his own, already.