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    Default Tim Lumber: Clown KO's Gangster at L.A. Party!

    http://timlumber.blogspot.com/2010/0...ber-at-la.html

    He has a buisness called HOMEY THE CLOWN 4U! He dresses up as the popular classic TV show legend Homey the Clown from the Living Color show. He goes to private birthday parties and stuff. Here is a true story sent to me from a national sports writer. The story didnt make the L.A. Newspaper, so it made my Media Sports King website. Here is this wild story.

    Charlie Davis was driving to a kids birthday party. "It was a perfect day. The weather was warm, it was saturday, you could not ask for a better day to work" he tells me. As he arrived, he was running a little behind time. He usally gets there about 45 minutes in advance of all parties, so he can paint his face and get into his clown costume.

    "As I arrived I noticed several Mexicans drinking beer outside. One guy yelled here is Bozo yo" says Davis. Still Davis knew there was a show to perform. He would recieve the standard $250 service fee he charges for party events. When Charlie Davis began painting his face in his car using his car mirror to guide him, people were heard laughing at him.

    "YO, we aint paying this chump" said one of the Mexicans in the supposed gang. Davis then tried to stay proffesional. He got out in clown suit and all, and aksed "So where is the birthday boy?" As he was led inside the house, the local gangster did not find it ammusing they hired a clown.

    The gangster then supposidly honked his red clown nose. "I aint paying for this retard clown man" his friend said to the group. Thats when Charlie Davis stopped and said "You pay me, all of it".

    When the gangster said "make me pay you yo" the 52 year old clown actor and the 20 year old Mexican gangster went to the front lawn to settle the score via bareknuckle style. "I loved Homey the Clown from Living Color comedy show. He was my inspiration to become a clown and start my own buisness. Davis said "Homey Dont Play That!" just like the clown from the show.

    "Yo,old man hit him like 20 times yo, in under like 30 seconds. My boy got his *ss whipped on his 21st birthday. Old man clown can throw" says Hulio Victor. Davis the Killer Clown would get his money via a beatdown. But at the end of the day he would lose $27 on gas fee's it took to travel there.

    "Homey Dont Play That. Just because I am dressed like a clown, its doesnt mean I am a joke. I got the last laugh" says Davis. Attention all gang members in L.A. if you ever hire Clown Charlie Davis for a party, dont mess with him. He is nobody to CLOWN-AROUND with lol!

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    Yo, I wanna fight this clown freak when I get out of the pen. we could make some money on this one.

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    No chance that came from a professional writer..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawxfaninmd View Post
    No chance that came from a professional writer..
    I wrote the story. Info was sent to me on it lol. Yeah, I lack grammer in my writing. I need to go back to school like Rodney Dangerfield!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Moko View Post
    Yo, I wanna fight this clown freak when I get out of the pen. we could make some money on this one.
    Lol, that would be a good fight. I hope he wears his clown makeup to the fight lol. You could do a Pay-Per-View lol.

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    moko dressed as a killer whale fighting the clown

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    Quote Originally Posted by shutout View Post
    moko dressed as a killer whale fighting the clown
    Moko should FART during the fight. He should rub his armpits in the clowns face. Yeah lol, I think Moko would win this fight!

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    his pits should be reported to the EPA

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    Quote Originally Posted by shutout View Post
    his pits should be reported to the EPA
    His pits should be uthenized lol. I dont think they make a strong enough deodarant for them sweaty stink bombs lol. If you lit a match to his fart....it would NOT start a fire. It would be a BOMB lol.

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    show some compassion. moko is a human too. come on......it is easter

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    Quote Originally Posted by shutout View Post
    show some compassion. moko is a human too. come on......it is easter
    Lol, I do not want to get on Joe Moko's badside. He is a 427 pound *ss kicking machine. Hey Joe, when ever you read this...I am sorry lol!

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    we can call it "moko motion"

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    Lol! He likes to tell woman at bars, he is more pushin for the cushion lol. He tells woman to rub his golden belly, and make a wish....then he farts lol. Damn Moko, you are never going to get a woman lol.

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