Even Brian Matusz could get them out!
Add your own! It'll add some fun to a boring evening!
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The Orioles' lineup is so bad that...
Even Brian Matusz could get them out!
Add your own! It'll add some fun to a boring evening!
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Your momma is so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck. Oh this is Orioles joke time?? Oh ok. The Orioles lineup is so bad O Daal,R Helling and H Slocumb could no hit them.
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Whats the difference between a misquito and the Orioles?
A misquito stops sucking
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The Orioles' lineup is so bad that...
...Felix Pie would look like a "hitting machine" if he was still with the team
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The Orioles' lineup is so bad that...
They've played 5 games and have a winning record.
......and Whinemaster is the new Ghost Oriole on Sunspot!
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The Orioles' lineup is so bad that...
...that they have not one but two First Baseman that bat 8th
It's one thing when you give your starting First Baseman a day off and bat your backup First Baseman 8th but to put a roster together with two First Baseman that bat 8th ?????
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See, there's your mistake. They don't have any starting first baseman. They have two first basemen, and one of them has to start.Originally Posted by mythoughts
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Ranger fans coming to an Orioles board to just to bash the Orioles is very Joe Cool-like.
TM
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Your mistake is that I was always here.
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....its not even worth making jokes about. Its borderline saddening to see how pitiful that team....n/m the lineup....actually is.
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Hey look, a loser is here to make fun of the Orioles. How original. Do you feel better about yourself now?
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The Orioles' lineup is so bad that...
...that the opposing manager intentionally walks Markakis with runners on 1st and 2nd to intentionally load the bases in the 9th inning, to pitch to our clean-up hitter, Adam Jones, who is not a clean-up hitter, never was, and never will be!
And the result, 3 vicious missed swings, one way over his head, trying to hit the Roof Top Bar!
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And likely the last time they'll see this side of .500 in 2012.
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That was disappointing to see, although the right decision on Girardi's part (smug b@st@rd). A smart at bat might have won the game.
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Yeah ... Working a game-winning walk or a good hitter's count apparently didn't occur to him.
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I feel just fine about myself....I'm in a lot better shape than your lineup.....that's for darned sure.
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Are you? They make millions and you troll a messageboard...I feel just fine about myself....I'm in a lot better shape than your lineup.....that's for darned sure.
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I must emend my pryor comment.....
I feel just fine about myself....I'm in a lot better shape than your obscenely overpaid lineup.....that's for darned sure.
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"emend" my "pryor" comment?
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Richard had many baseball quips."emend" my "pryor" comment?
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