Fortune cookie

[canis]

My last one....

Now and then it's good to pause
in our pursuit of happiness and
just be happy.

[Norman]

reminds me of when Homer became the Fortune Cookie writer....


Homer: Ah, and now to read my fortune. [reads] "Geese can
be troublesome." What the hell is that supposed to
mean?
Waiter: Oh, fortune means, geese cause problems.
Homer: Well, I knew that before I came in here. A guy
outside told me that.
Marge: [reading her fortune] "Every house has a bathroom."
Homer: Aw, these fortunes are terrible.
Manager: [approaches the table] Is there a problem?
Homer: These fortunes are terrible. They're supposed to
predict stuff, and ease you through times of doubt
and sickness.
Manager: Well, with all due respect, I suppose you could come
up with better fortunes?
Homer: Oh, easy.
Manager: Well ...?
Homer: You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial.
Manager: [considers for a second] That's not bad.

[Mitchum]

Magic Hat Bottle Cap.

"Never Throw a Can at a Good Looking Man"

It's a lot better then the last bottle.

"Nothing Could Be Better Than Sex With Eddie Vedder"

[mockingbird]

don't forget to add..."in bed..."

[BS21213]

sometimes they are not forunes at all. I hate when that happens!

[canis]

don't forget to add..."in bed..."

Ok, went to this link for an e-fortune cookie and here's what I got..

"Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant... in bed."

http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/

[Mitchum]

Came home tonight and found an orphan Magic Hat in the very back of the fridge.


"Men are Sweet if They Put Down the Seat"