Maryland Man Facing Illegal Dumping Charge

[TheResearcher]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...rrested-769234

"A man suspected of a years-long public defecation spree in his Maryland neighborhood is facing a criminal rap after he was caught on videotape relieving himself in the driveway of a former police officer.

When confronted by cops, Kelly Ervin, 48, offered a bizarre explanation, according to police. Ervin reported that he goes running almost every day around 4 AM, and when he hits the two-mile mark, “he has to have a bowel movement.”"

[yeah]

this story stinks

[ThereIsDuty]

Hahaha. Its pretty funny, but also pretty sad.