Natural Bobblehead Nick Johnson

[weenie]

Watching the game last night, I noticed the batting helmet seemed too small for Nick Johnson. Upon further study I came to realize the guy has a rather large cranium. In fact, his body even seems disproportionate to his head. If he didn't have such a weak start, he'd be a natural for the next bobblehead giveaway. The only O with legit lifelike figurine potential.

Continuing on that same theme. That guy who played center at Kentucky (Anthony Davis) seems an ideal candidate for a shrunken head giveaway from whatever NBA team drafts him. He's got such a tiny head and that unibrow just exacerbates the perception. I'm hoping the Wizards get lucky and then they start an annual shrunken head giveaway program. Leonsis, are you listening? Sorry for the deviation from the O's thread but imagine how cool it would be to have mini heads of Wall, Davis, Nene, etc. dangling from the rearview mirror in your car.

[Bowie-Bruce]

Card carrying member of the Industrial Size Melon Club here. Depending upon my hair cut, I need a fitted cap of 7 3/4 or 7 7/8. Really sucks to pay a premium for such a large head. Have you seen the prices for fitted caps lately?

On a more positive note, I do have 2 distinctly separate eyebrows.