Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this $h!t but me."
Working people frequently ask
retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for
example, the other day, Liz, my wife and I went into town and visited a
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a
parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how
about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "*** ho1e".
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Liz called him a "$h!t head". He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we
abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with
"OBAMA 2012" stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.