Who Purchased a Powerball ticket and what would you do with $500,000.000.00?

[Byng]

No tickets needed to go in my safe-deposit box this morning, but the sun came up and I sucked oxygen in and blew CO2 out, so everything still works and everything in my world is well! How about you?

[ODENTON]

You also may want to buy a lifetime supply of tissues.

Stop begging and buy your own.

[WKDWZD]

I have one client who's personal income is around $1.5m per day, 365 days a year. There is certainly peace of mind that comes with that kind of wealth.

Give Richard Branson my regards next time you see him...

[Byng]

Give Richard Branson my regards next time you see him...

I wish it was Sir Richard, but he is into buying Islands rather than anything I might have to sell!

[kudzu]

Byng -

I'd decertify Deleware as a State.

[songfourone]

Byng -

I'd decertify Deleware as a State.

Damn, now I will have to start paying sales tax again.

[Byng]

Damn, now I will have to start paying sales tax again.

Been there, done that, you were obviously not here when we had to drive to Ocean City MD to buy booze on a Sunday!

[songfourone]

Been there, done that, you were obviously not here when we had to drive to Ocean City MD to buy booze on a Sunday!

Nope, so that was life before Atlantic Liquors!!

[Byng]

Nope, so that was life before Atlantic Liquors!!

Yup! But most of us were smart enough to have a supply that would get us through at least a full weekend.

[kudzu]

Yup! But most of us were smart enough to have a supply that would get us through at least a full weekend.

It's a stupid law that you supposed progressive Delewhereans apparently put up with.

[Byng]

It's a stupid law that you supposed progressive Delewhereans apparently put up with.

Gone now, but I do admit to driving that police gauntlet on the only coast road to Ocean City, more than once!

[kudzu]

Gone now, but I do admit to driving that police gauntlet on the only coast road to Ocean City, more than once!

You have the heart of a rebel.

Shame that you can't committ all the way to that

[Jeebus]

Apparently the much-hyped "possible winner" video that was shown last week (the guy in the VA DoT yellow vest checking his numbers at a gas station in Upper Marlboro) was nothing but another fraud by another Maryland resident looking for publicity.

Looks Like He Didn't Win Powerball After All

The real winner:

Man in Ariz. Claims Half of Powerball Jackpot

A man who lottery officials announced Friday has claimed his half of the $587.5 million Powerball jackpot, decided to collect the winnings now and not next year because of the financial uncertainty posed by the nation's ongoing financial impasse.

The man, who is in his 30s from a wealthy Phoenix suburb, decided to remain anonymous after he bought $10 worth of tickets and kept the winning slip in the visor of his car overnight before realizing he was a multimillionaire.