http://freebeacon.com/department-of-homeland-pork/

"The centerpiece of the conference was a “zombie apocalypse” demonstration where a “tactical training firm” staged a live simulated response to a zombie attack. “Conference attendees were invited to watch the shows as part of their education in emergency response training,” the report says.

“The administration is seeking $1.5 billion for its state and local grant programs—a nearly 40 percent increase over its FY2011 funding level” this year despite problems with the grant allocation process, according to the report."

"zombie apocalypse"? There are no zombies. However, these tactics might be good to know when dealing with the occupy doofuses and Takoma Park lyberal demonstrations.