Caldwell Must Go!

[CaldwellMustGo]

Why waste time? He's gotta go!

[Captain Spaulding]

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[NCBirdfan]

Why waste time? He's gotta go!

What took you so long? I was beginning to think no one cared.

[Far from home]

He did say he wasn't going to change the offense....

[PEZ]

He did say he wasn't going to change the offense....

What a bum! Who else we got?

[bmore_ken]

I vote for OriginalColtsFan

[baltimoreron]

I vote for OriginalColtsFan

Seconded!

(Is this another straw man argument? I'm not sure.)

[NCBirdfan]

Seconded!

(Is this another straw man argument? I'm not sure.)

Isn't everything a straw man argument?

[rla20cpa]

This is great!

[durango46]

lmao....that was quick......and I also endorse OrigjnalColtsFan

[RAVEN FAN]

give the guy a chance before you start *****ing

[bud]

give the guy a chance before you start *****ing

look up satire

[OriginalColtsFan]

Well...

as unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...

...and on behalf of all the little people who have made this possible...

I would like to take this opportunity to thank the entire Ravens organization for this most prestigious nomination.

But I must, unfortunately, most humbly decline.

Truth be told...

I've signed on as Cam Cameron's agent. And I believe that will take up all of my time trying to help him find gainful employment once again in the most competitive, vicious, unforgiving world of the NFL.

(I HAVE offered to help him spend the money he's already earned, but we're still ironing out those details.)

Thank you.

And keep the faith.

[PEZ]

But I must, unfortunately, most humbly decline.

Awww man.. Bummer! Who else we got?

[OriginalColtsFan]

Awww man.. Bummer! Who else we got?

I've always found West Chester Raven to be a balanced, open minded, creative force. I respectfully submit a write-in vote for him.

Discuss.

[SugarRay52]

Well...

as unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...

...and on behalf of all the little people who have made this possible...

I would like to take this opportunity to thank the entire Ravens organization for this most prestigious nomination.

But I must, unfortunately, most humbly decline.

Truth be told...

I've signed on as Cam Cameron's agent. And I believe that will take up all of my time trying to help him find gainful employment once again in the most competitive, vicious, unforgiving world of the NFL.

(I HAVE offered to help him spend the money he's already earned, but we're still ironing out those details.)

Thank you.

And keep the faith.

Thanks a lot for stealing Cameron right from underneath me, some friend you are.

LOL j/k

[OriginalColtsFan]

Thanks a lot for stealing Cameron right from underneath me, some friend you are.

LOL j/k

I dunno, Sugar...

that image of Cameron bein "right underneath you" is a rough one.

Just sayin...

[SugarRay52]

I dunno, Sugar...

that image of Cameron bein "right underneath you" is a rough one.

Just sayin...

Ok lets try this again LOL, thanks a lot for stealing Cameron away from me since he was a potential client (j/k LOL). Is that better?

[Brohan]

The next step is a drunken Biscotti phoning in plays from his box ala Jim Irsay.

I would ask if any of you old Colts fans remember that but you probably quit supporting the team by that point.

[OriginalColtsFan]

Ok lets try this again LOL, thanks a lot for stealing Cameron away from me since he was a potential client (j/k LOL). Is that better?

Not only is it better...I'll go so far as to say this:

You want him? YOU GOT HIM BROTHER!!! I'll sign all the waivers.

DONE DEAL!!



(Good LUCK placing THAT hot potato!!!)

(I hear that the Little Sisters Of The Poor are looking for a new mascot, though.)