Sorry, Doomsday Theorists

[ODENTON]

Doomsday theorist can leave their bunkers now. NO wait, they may take your guns.

"When the Mayan calendar's end failed to bring extreme death and destruction last December (shocker?), it was time for doomsday believers to find a new source of neuroses. After realizing that the Yellowstone supervolcano was was not going to erupt in the very near future, they finally settled on the flyby of the asteroid Apophis."

http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...theorists.html

[flyboy56]

The always have climate change doomsday to fall back on.

[ODENTON]

The always have climate change doomsday to fall back on.

Doesn't take much for them to start digging holes.

[Hexexis]

Doesn't take much for them to start digging holes.

Then they always pull up lame, cuz they're never deep enough or wide enough for 'em to fall in for good.

[flyboy56]

Doomsday theorist can leave their bunkers now. NO wait, they may take your guns.

"When the Mayan calendar's end failed to bring extreme death and destruction last December (shocker?), it was time for doomsday believers to find a new source of neuroses. After realizing that the Yellowstone supervolcano was was not going to erupt in the very near future, they finally settled on the flyby of the asteroid Apophis."

http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...theorists.html

Fear them!

[ms maggie]

Doesn't take much for them to start digging holes.

And buying lots of guns. Think they would make good on going to ground just once.

[llubon]

These doomers are a paranoid bunch, sitting around waiting for the end of the world.
One to many Sci-Fi movies could be the cause.

[sage]

Doomsday theorist can leave their bunkers now. NO wait, they may take your guns.

"When the Mayan calendar's end failed to bring extreme death and destruction last December (shocker?), it was time for doomsday believers to find a new source of neuroses. After realizing that the Yellowstone supervolcano was was not going to erupt in the very near future, they finally settled on the flyby of the asteroid Apophis."

http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...theorists.html

It wasn't about the end of the world (bible bender caca),

The Mayan calendar is divided into nine levels, all superimposed on each other. Each level is divided into thirteen segments (7 days and 6 nights) representing change in evolution. Each level is 20 times longer than the one that follows. If you chart rate of change over time on a graph based on the Mayan calendar, it follows an exponential curve, and on the last day, the curve approaches infinity. you can see that rate of change very apparent in the last hundred years, and it's getting faster and faster every week that goes by.

The Association for Research and Enlightenment (A.R.E. Press) published a book "The REVELATION a Commentary Based on a Study of Twenty-Four Psychic Discourses by EDGAR CAYCE". In the book, the Clairvoyant Edgar Cayce regards the revelation and war in heaven as a spiritual battle of the mind between the dark forces of the human psyche (all manner of disturbances) and the spiritual forces that connect us to the Cosmos. Satan is regarded as the master of deception. And we see every manner of falsehood being challenged and cast down in our time. From a metaphysical perspective, the war in heaven is occurring as we speak.
http://www.ted.com/conversations/100...endar_rea.html

[ms maggie]

It wasn't about the end of the world (bible bender caca),

The Mayan calendar is divided into nine levels, all superimposed on each other. Each level is divided into thirteen segments (7 days and 6 nights) representing change in evolution. Each level is 20 times longer than the one that follows. If you chart rate of change over time on a graph based on the Mayan calendar, it follows an exponential curve, and on the last day, the curve approaches infinity. you can see that rate of change very apparent in the last hundred years, and it's getting faster and faster every week that goes by.

The Association for Research and Enlightenment (A.R.E. Press) published a book "The REVELATION a Commentary Based on a Study of Twenty-Four Psychic Discourses by EDGAR CAYCE". In the book, the Clairvoyant Edgar Cayce regards the revelation and war in heaven as a spiritual battle of the mind between the dark forces of the human psyche (all manner of disturbances) and the spiritual forces that connect us to the Cosmos. Satan is regarded as the master of deception. And we see every manner of falsehood being challenged and cast down in our time. From a metaphysical perspective, the war in heaven is occurring as we speak.
http://www.ted.com/conversations/100...endar_rea.html

Here ya go, this is far more entertaining:

http://www.cogwriter.com/barack-obam...antichrist.htm

Did you know that there are at least seventeen biblical reasons why Barack Obama may lead the United States to fulfill the predictions in the Apocalypse (also known as the Book of Revelation)? And that there are many older writings that indicate that Barack Hussein Obama may set the United States up for utter destruction?

I'm guessing that YOU did know!!!