Doomsday theorist can leave their bunkers now. NO wait, they may take your guns.
"When the Mayan calendar's end failed to bring extreme death and destruction last December (shocker?), it was time for doomsday believers to find a new source of neuroses. After realizing that the Yellowstone supervolcano was was not going to erupt in the very near future, they finally settled on the flyby of the asteroid Apophis."