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Thread: Alert: Group of girls hail cab, then choke, rob driver

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    Default Alert: Group of girls hail cab, then choke, rob driver

    "The offenders, described as six to seven African American females with a light completion between the ages of 16 and 20, enter cabs in the Loop.

    Upon arrival to their destinations on the South Side, one of the girl chokes the driver with a rope or cord, while another threatens the cab driver with a knife, demanding cash. Authorities say the group then jumps out of the cab."

    http://www.myfoxchicago.com/story/20...#ixzz2IBXO9TE4

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    Late breaking news of national and world importance.

    Right here folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AttackPlanR View Post
    Late breaking news of national and world importance.

    Right here folks.
    It is democracy, correcting the wealth disparity and direct redistribution in action. The cab driver was an aggressive, elitist, imperialist that was hoarding the means of production. The resulting wealth disparity forced the proletariat into revolutionary reactionary direct action. There was a vote and the majority prevailed. Wealth was redistributed and the proletariat was magnanimous in its democratic victory by only imposing a just punishment on the bourgeois capitalist pig cab driver. The entirety of the event sequence, of course, is your ideology in action.

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    What is a "light completion"?

    Also, there are people who pay good money to have young females choke them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AttackPlanR View Post
    Late breaking news of national and world importance.

    Right here folks.
    Rest assured, if "whitey" was the culprit, RalR, Spot72, or llubon would have started a thread, and you would have kept your mouth shut and not posted at all.

    Hypocrite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmorepunk View Post
    What is a "light completion"?
    Proof-reading typo at the newspaper, but we can assume they meant "light complexion."

    According to popular culture, it means they should be smarter than those typical robbers with darker complexions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheResearcher View Post
    "The offenders, described as six to seven African American females with a light completion between the ages of 16 and 20, enter cabs in the Loop.

    Upon arrival to their destinations on the South Side, one of the girl chokes the driver with a rope or cord, while another threatens the cab driver with a knife, demanding cash. Authorities say the group then jumps out of the cab."

    http://www.myfoxchicago.com/story/20...#ixzz2IBXO9TE4
    The only way to deal with such animals is public execution or at least cut off one of their hands. I know you all think that that is barbaric and over the top but what they did was barbaric and over the top.

    Armed robbery should be met with the severest of punishments. I say the max. 60 yrs in prison should be given to these animals.

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    Jeebus, you seem to be angry and bitter. Dare I say unhinged

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    Quote Originally Posted by AttackPlanR View Post
    Jeebus, you seem to be angry and bitter.
    I should change my name to Michelle I guess.

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