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    Default The white death is on the prowl.

    Jack Frost has arrived bringing with him a rush of Arctic air to the mid-Atlantic, but aren’t you wondering if it is so cold, will it snow? Well the answer is, yes, at least for most of you. A snowstorm should move through the mid-Atlantic on Friday bringing moderate snow across much of the mid-Atlantic region.

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    Precipitation will move into West Virginia, Western Maryland, and western Pennsylvania early Friday morning. It will push east through the day, arriving to all areas by sundown. The snow will continue through Friday, possibly heavy at times Friday afternoon and evening. It should begin to taper off in West Virginia, western PA, and Western MD around midnight Friday night. Areas further east will see snow end between midnight and sunrise Saturday morning.
    Foots

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    DIE!!!

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    thank you, semi.

    xoxo

    I need one good day on the slopes with my boys and I hate fake snow.

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    This is a storm that is coming from the west and those are usually the lack luster ones. Anyway... it is never too early to panic.

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    Too soon to shop for toilet paper casserole?
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    Only if you don't abandon your car.

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    I'd love to have one good snowfall this winter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SemiAuto View Post
    Foots

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    Wow! Thank you, Professor Opti-Misty Mountain Hop!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom49of4 View Post
    Too soon to shop for toilet paper casserole?
    Note to self: never accept a dinner invitation to Mom's house
    Dieser Weg wird kein leichter sein; dieser Weg wird steinig und schwer.
    Nicht mit vielen wirst du dir einig sein, doch dieses Leben bietet so viel mehr. --Xavier Naidoo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baltimatt View Post
    Note to self: never accept a dinner invitation to Mom's house
    What exactly did you think was done with all the toilet paper, milk, and bread that is purchased in anticipation of a visit from the white death?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baltimatt View Post
    Note to self: never accept a dinner invitation to Mom's house
    Matt, do not bash it till you have tried it.

    The reason being that those ingredients (milk, eggs, bread and TP) are the key necessary ingredients to making Toilet Paper casserole. Though there is no known formal recipe, one can surmise that it would read something like this:

    1 Forecast of at least 1" of ZoMG! WHITE DEATH (snow)
    3 cups of Baltimore News Channel Reporter and TV Crew
    3 tbsp of panic
    1 closed school system (prior to the snow)
    1" of snow
    1 gal 2% milk
    Doz & 1/2 large eggs
    1 full loaf of Wonder Bread (white preferred)
    1 Charmin value pack (8 rolls)

    Poor mixture into one medium sized casserole dish (preferably Pyrex) and let bake @ 350 degrees until the end of the snow storm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom49of4 View Post
    Matt, do not bash it till you have tried it.




    Where do you get Wonder bread these days?

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    The Wonder Bread store in Laurel.
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