The internet? "I missed all that."
Stewart: "Well, it's still here. I mean, you can jump on it now."
Walken: "I did it. I remember when transistor radios happened." (Raucous audience and host laughter.)
Stewart: "You jump on that yet or no? You still waiting?"
But Stewart gets even more incredulous when he learns that Walken doesn't have a cellphone, either.
Walken, matter-of-factly: "Nope."
Stewart: "Do you feel Amish?"
Stewart: "But when I make a movie, they hand me one, and I always think: that's nice. But you know, it's not for me. It's so they can get me."