As I begin my second term as president, I am honored to continue to serve this great country as we tackle the myriad problems that face us in the 21st century. We are a resilient nation, and I think we can meet these problems with swiftness and vigor. I look forward to helping us do just that in my second term.
That being said, thereís something Iíve been meaning to get off my chest for a while now and I figure itís time I did. Itís not a big dealóhonestly, itís really not at allóbut itís just something Iíve neglected to mention in the past, and now that Iíve been reelected, I think itís time I just get it over with and tell people already: I collect antique Nazi memorabilia.