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    Default Sexual Encounter Interrupted By Knife Wielding Masturbator

    A man caught watching a couple engage in sexual activities on the top floor of a Towson parking garage early Saturday morning pulled a knife and chased the couple down a staircase, Baltimore County Police said.

    Police spokeswoman Cpl. Cathy Batton said a 21-year-old man and 21-year-old woman were having a sexual encounter at 1:30 a.m. on Feb. 24 when they observed a black male nearby with his pants down.

    The man was masturbating, Batton said, and when he was noticed, the man chased the couple down the parking garage stairs.
    http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/mar...,7773945.story

    What the?!...

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    Who is more disgusting - the couple having sex in a Towson parking garage or the guy watching and pulling his taffy?

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    It sounds like mentally disturbed people to me. Who in their right mind would have sex in a parking garage anywhere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KSweeley View Post
    It sounds like mentally disturbed people to me. Who in their right mind would have sex in a parking garage anywhere?
    Horny 21 y/os...

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    Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KSweeley View Post
    It sounds like mentally disturbed people to me. Who in their right mind would have sex in a parking garage anywhere?
    Mr. Leopold? Oh, wait, you said "in their right mind".

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Eternal White Belt View Post
    Who is more disgusting - the couple having sex in a Towson parking garage or the guy watching and pulling his taffy?
    Umm, the pervert pulling his pud. By about 4000%

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    own You know things are bad in this town when you can't even get laid in your car parked on the top floor of a parking garage at 1:30AM in the morning without some sick f*** interfering with his own perverted agenda.

    Note to 20-somethings in car: Next time, get a freakin' room

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    Quote Originally Posted by ybnormal View Post
    own You know things are bad in this town when you can't even get laid in your car parked on the top floor of a parking garage at 1:30AM in the morning without some sick f*** interfering with his own perverted agenda.

    Note to 20-somethings in car: Next time, get a freakin' room
    Or in the back of your soon to be mother-in-law's cadillac in front of your soon to be aunt's house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KSweeley View Post
    It sounds like mentally disturbed people to me. Who in their right mind would have sex in a parking garage anywhere?
    Me! Public sex is fun. Bathroom, Garage, Field, Balcony, etc. Just don't get caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIcon View Post
    Me! Public sex is fun. Bathroom, Garage, Field, Balcony, etc. Just don't get caught.
    You must have been one of the one's we saw when I worked at 100 E. Pratt St. You know the garage, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Eternal White Belt View Post
    Who is more disgusting - the couple having sex in a Towson parking garage or the guy watching and pulling his taffy?
    LMAO!! @ taffy

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    I would love to see the surveillance video of that one. Has to make America's funniest home videos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIcon View Post
    Me! Public sex is fun. Bathroom, Garage, Field, Balcony, etc. Just don't get caught.
    Don't forget the tunnels. Been there, done that!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIcon View Post
    Me! Public sex is fun. Bathroom, Garage, Field, Balcony, etc. Just don't get caught.
    And just don't get pissed if a homeless guy starts whacking it when you do get caught, lol.

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