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Why Do Fox 45 Anchors Use Such Exaggerated Body Movements?

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I have to go to work early, so I sometimes catch the local news on Fox 45 some evenings.

 

But I am forced to turn it off within minutes when the SO-CALLED anchors, who are dressed like 1980's disco bar flies, grin like Cheshire cats and move their arms in exaggerated movements like Silent Movie stars!

 

Combine this with bad writing, misleading, sensationalized-one-sided, shallow non-news stories and you have a recipe for comedy -- not hard news.

 

After about 3 minutes, I click it off and my wife hollers at me.

 

Is it just me?B)

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Ah, but that Karen Parks has a great set of.................................eyes. But what's with that left elbow twitch? She looks like a chicken flapping its wings.

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I don't know, but I love watching that woman anchor move. I think she might be preg again. I can see why.

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Ah, but that Karen Parks has a great set of.................................eyes. But what's with that left elbow twitch? She looks like a chicken flapping its wings.

 

If I had to exclude an anchor from my criticism it would be Karen Parks.

 

She is a lovely, good news reader and reporter. She should be running the place!;)

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I love the super tan guy on at 10 p.m...

 

We always get a good laugh out of him...

 

Those liquid tan machines work pretty good, except you look orange... . :P

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i only watch fox 45 in the morning to see how candace looks. everything else is ike a public access show. i have no doubt in my mind that i could put on a more worthwhile show from my dining room. the previous anchor was ok, but she started putting on the lbs so they showed her the door.

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i only watch fox 45 in the morning to see how candace looks. everything else is ike a public access show. i have no doubt in my mind that i could put on a more worthwhile show from my dining room. the previous anchor was ok, but she started putting on the lbs so they showed her the door.

 

She was cute, though.:P

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I have to go to work early, so I sometimes catch the local news on Fox 45 some evenings.

 

But I am forced to turn it off within minutes when the SO-CALLED anchors, who are dressed like 1980's disco bar flies, grin like Cheshire cats and move their arms in exaggerated movements like Silent Movie stars!

 

Combine this with bad writing, misleading, sensationalized-one-sided, shallow non-news stories and you have a recipe for comedy -- not hard news.

 

After about 3 minutes, I click it off and my wife hollers at me.

 

Is it just me?B)

 

You're kidding right....Do you ever watch the other network's newscasts? I'd say that they are even more one-sided than our local Fox station (not to be confused with the cable Fox channel). Then there is the lovely reporting by Sally Thorner. I'm so glad she's retiring. I can't stand to look at her condescending expressions or listen to her condescending voice.

 

Go Vitas!! I just love that weather man for some reason.

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I'd love to experience some "exaggerated body movements" by the new FOX45 weekend sports anchor Kristen Berset. WOW.

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I'd love to experience some "exaggerated body movements" by the new FOX45 weekend sports anchor Kristen Berset. WOW.

 

I'd like Jennifer Gilbert to make some hard news with me.

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I'd love to experience some "exaggerated body movements" by the new FOX45 weekend sports anchor Kristen Berset. WOW.

 

I'm going to get in trouble for this. But I don't like female sports babes. Sorry, folks, I must be a dinosaur.

 

They bug me big time, especially when they are in the locker room. Turn off. The cutesy questions and the hyped, high-pitched enthusiasm makes me change the channel!:rolleyes:

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Then there is the lovely reporting by Sally Thorner. I'm so glad she's retiring. I can't stand to look at her condescending expressions or listen to her condescending voice.

 

 

Agreed...

 

I just wish she would take her partner Kai Jackson and his arching eyebrows with her.

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Agreed...

 

I just wish she would take her partner Kai Jackson and his arching eyebrows with her.

 

Good observations -- both!:D

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I'd like Jennifer Gilbert to make some hard news with me.

 

Dude, your too poor for her taste. If you net worth is 50 mil or more, you might get a glance, if she were still single!:P

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Sally Thorner never regained the sparkle she had at Channel 2. When she returned to Channel 13, she seemed old and haggered.

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Dude, your too poor for her taste. If you net worth is 50 mil or more, you might get a glance, if she were still single!:P

 

I know, I know. But a guy can dream can't he? He crooked smile makes me want to bust one out.

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I know, I know. But a guy can dream can't he? He crooked smile makes me want to bust one out.

 

I hear you. Say what you will, she is a knockout in a real basic kind of way!!!!:P

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I hear you. Say what you will, she is a knockout in a real basic kind of way!!!!:P

 

I couldn't have said it better. She is a knockout but not a movie star type. You could really imagine picking her up in some bar and maybe knocking her sox's off in the back seat of the car in the parking lot. Yow!

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I couldn't have said it better. She is a knockout but not a movie star type. You could really imagine picking her up in some bar and maybe knocking her sox's off in the back seat of the car in the parking lot. Yow!

 

No comment.

;)

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I'd like Jennifer Gilbert to make some hard news with me.

 

if you look up cougar in an encyclopedia, you would find a picture of jenny.

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It always amazes me how the threads can go from an observation into multiple sex fantasies. I wonder if any of these news anchors read this forum? I'd be in hysterics. :P

 

I SERIOUSLY DOUBT that the local narcissistic media in Baltimore would even know what a forum is never mind actually care about what the great UNWASHED actually think about them.

 

They are far too wrapped up in themselves. BELIEVE ME!;)

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She reminds me of an elf. A pretty lady, but an elf nonetheless.

 

 

 

It always amazes me how the threads can go from an observation into multiple sex fantasies. I wonder if any of these news anchors read this forum? I'd be in hysterics. :P

 

they are not fantasies, just being honest. chances are good that she doesn't look as fantastic in real life though. jen looks great on the news, but she might be a little haggish without all the good makeup they use. if she keeps up with the botox she will continue to be ok for another 5.

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