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For Your 1st place and soon to be World Champion O's

 

Nolan "Moldy" Reimold LF

JJ "I've got a" Hardy SS

Nick "the stick" Markakis RF

Adam "MVP" Jonesy Jones CF

Matt "Chuck Norris fears" Wieters C

Chris "Prince" Davis 1B

Wilson "walk off" Betemit 3B

Mark "Noldy" Reynolds DH

Robert "Dino" Andino 2B

Jason "Cy Young" Hammel

 

TM

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And now for the Evil Overrated Fradulant Fakey fan loving Yankees

Derek "No range" Jeter SS

Curtis "Grandy is not the Mandy" Granderson CF

Alex "I cheat on my wife with muscular gals" Rodriguez DH

Robinson "stuck on a" Cano 2B

Mark "Benedict Arnold" Teixeira 1B

Raul "Julia" Ibanez RF

Eric "Not as good as Endy" Chavez 3B

Russell "wish I was Steve" Martin C

Edwin "200 mil payroll and this is the best we can do" Nunez LF

Hiroki "Irabu" Kuroda

 

O's win 20-1 Due to corrupt fakey umpires not wanting to see Yanks shut out

 

TM

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Kuroda's outings so far have been: bad, good, bad, good, so hopefully that pattern will continue and they'll get to see bad Kuroda.

 

No Swisher, no Gardner is good, we'll see if Nunez can play the outfield (Ibanez definitely can't).

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For Your 1st place and soon to be World Champion O's

 

 

Jason "Cy Young" Hammel

 

TM

 

How is it that every O's pitcher has the same nickname?

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How is it that every O's pitcher has the same nickname?

 

They don't.

 

Sidney "Drunken Fat Moron" Ponson

Steve "Foot In My Mouth" Kline

Mike "I Go Through Eight Different Pitching Motions Just To Throw The Ball A Foot Outside" Gonzalez

Kevin "It Doesn't Matter That I Have Glasses, I Still Can't See That I Suck" Gregg

 

The list is endless.

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E Chavez?! When was his last HR, 2008? I'm not watching so what does Hammel's stuff look like? Good velocity? Getting his curve over? Or does he have nothing like in Toronto?

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Getting behind every hitter. Not as much break on each pitch.

 

This game is going nowhere.

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They're mostly making good contact off Kuroda, just hitting it right at people. Damn Nunez has made like 4 catches.

 

Hammel looks okay, when he's missing, he's missing down which is always better than getting the ball up.

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Throwing too many pitches though, nibbling on a lots of these guys, typical O's approach to the Yankees, scared.

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Come on Matty! Hit it with your batty!

 

We need runs!

 

TM

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Getting behind every hitter. Not as much break on each pitch.

 

This game is going nowhere.

 

neither is the season so far according to your analysis troll :rolleyes:

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That was a fairly efficient inning for Hammel, need a few more of those.

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That was a fairly efficient inning for Hammel, need a few more of those.

 

pitch count at 70? I swear the Yankees are amazing are taking counts to the hilt

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I can't watch the game because of the mlb blackout but it sounds like the Yanks have been making phenomenal plays in the field.

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I can't watch the game because of the mlb blackout but it sounds like the Yanks have been making phenomenal plays in the field.

 

I only got to see the first few innings before the girlfriend came home (it's her tv) so now I'm reduced to the indignity of gameday. But early on, Nunez made a few good plays. I mean nothing really spectacular, Gardner would've had them all easy, but it's his first start in LF. So good for that.

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Home plate ump has a curious strike zone.

But they can't do anything about the Yankee$ swinging for strikes. :D

 

TM

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pitch count at 70? I swear the Yankees are amazing are taking counts to the hilt

 

The home plate ump is Yankee friendly.

 

TM

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The Nolanator is really getting good swings in!

 

TM

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