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Hurricane Sandy Victims Receive Roethlisberger’s Thoughts And Prayers

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Hurricane Sandy victims reportedly received the sexually disturbing thoughts and prayers of Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger this week when the two-time Super Bowl champion sent out his incredibly depraved hopes that East Coast residents were safe and ready for throbbing hard ****.


According to numerous reports from the battered region, Roethlisberger offered his warped thoughts and sordid prayers to those still reeling from the devastating storm, imploring God to keep the victims out of harm’s way and so ****ing wet that he could effortlessly slosh around inside their gaping hot love holes.


From Long Island to the Jersey Shore, large swaths of the region admitted they were creeped out by the quarterback’s sleazy support for a swift recovery and heartfelt but disgusting sympathy for any snatch, slit, twat, or cooter that might be going hungry for his cum.



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