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[mockingbird]

http://www.thesmokin...-machine-456932

 

MAY 19--A Tennessee man was arrested Friday night after he walked into a bar, dropped his pants and underwear, and attempted to have sex with an ATM machine, police report.

Lonnie Hutton, 49, was collared at The Boro Bar and Grill, the Murfreesboro watering hole where he allegedly sought to make a 9 PM deposit.

 

 

Ha Ha

 

Hutton was subsequently escorted from the bar and “told to sit at a wooden picnic table.” But once outside the bar, Hutton allegedly “again exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table.”

 

 

Oh my...

 

lol.

[tsmonk]

Maybe he wanted to make a "deposit" to the ATM.

[Shad]

There has been a lot of creepiness lately like this guy who was arrested for the 4th time for having sex with a life raft

 

http://charmcitywire...th-pool-floats/

 

He's been busted 3 times for having sex with a pumpkin.

[Up2DaRack]

Maybe he wanted to make a "deposit" to the ATM.

 

Any penalties for early withdrawals?

[octoburn]

I fail to find anything even remotely funny about such acts.

I wish the moderators would do their job and move this thread to Nationals where it belongs too.

[Rael]

When I read "picnic table" the first thing that went through my mind was "splinters". Ouch!