Head coach Mike Pettine had the unmitigated gual to actually say to the press, "I will name the starting qb after the week 2 pre season game. OH PLEASE...GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE WITH THAT B.S. When it comes down to it, figuratively, the Browns have two choices and they are as follows. A) Jenny Sue, ( Hoyer) is a average redhead who tends to dress fairly conservative and has a fair sense of humor. She just called you and said she would like to go out with you to catch a movie or perhaps go to the museum or whatever. Jenny Sue is pretty cool, she's young, not really hot but ok. She wants a long term commitment and wants to take her time getting to know you. At the time of Jenny Sues phone call, Megan Fox (Johnny Football) just happens to be sitting in the shotgun with a tight bodydress hiked up to her naval with hefty cleavage extending well beyond what is required to get any mans attention. Her hair is blowing in the wind and she is quite DRUNK. You asked her what would she like to do and she says "TAKE ME TO YOUR SPOT DADDY, FOR I HAVE BEEN A VERY BAD GIRL AND I DESERVE A SPANKING",Then proceeds to show you a vivid and up close example of what makes her such very bad girl.
Johnny Football could show up to practice smoking a crack pipe, butt naked with a Dr's slip proclaiming him as clinically insane and he will still be named the starter next week. Who are the Browns kidding.
Edited by Orangecrush, 16 August 2014 - 12:52 PM.