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Moron Tries Blowing Up Target Stores To Tank Stock To Create A Buy Opportunity

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We sure he doesn't work for the Florida division of Goldman Sachs?
 

A Florida man's alleged plot to set off homemade explosives in several East Coast Target stores — part of what investigators said was a bizarre attempt to tank the company's stock — was foiled after someone he asked for help turned him in, prosecutors said Thursday.

Mark Charles Barnett, 48, of Ocala, was charged with "possession of a firearm (destructive device) affecting commerce by a previously convicted felon" after he offered an unidentified person $10,000 to put at least 10 explosives — disguised as food items — on the shelves of Target stores in New York, Florida and Virginia, according to a criminal complaint filed in U.S. District Court in Ocala.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-charged-trying-blow-target-stores-tank-company-s-n722071

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As Ron White says - you can't fix stupid.  :P

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Don't let the writers for CSI hear about this.  They could turn the show into a sitcom.

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