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How bizarre

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Big fleas have little fleas,
Upon their backs to bite 'em,
And little fleas have lesser fleas,
and so, ad infinitum.

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Trump's lawyer is a real sweetheart.

http://m.newyorklawjournal.com/?slreturn=20170616205506/#/article/1202790055192/Kasowitz-Hit-With-Ethics-Complaints-in-NY-DC-Over-White-House-Advice?_almReferrer=https:%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

Gee there's no conflict of interests there, huh? What's especially comical is this guy has zip experience with these kinds of legal issues. His main qualification is Trump trusts him, he's represented in in civil matters for year. Imagine Mueller is licking his chops.

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4 minutes ago, ms maggie said:

Trump's lawyer is a real sweetheart.

http://m.newyorklawjournal.com/?slreturn=20170616205506/#/article/1202790055192/Kasowitz-Hit-With-Ethics-Complaints-in-NY-DC-Over-White-House-Advice?_almReferrer=https:%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

Gee there's no conflict of interests there, huh? What's especially comical is this guy has zip experience with these kinds of legal issues. His main qualification is Trump trusts him, he's represented in in civil matters for year. Imagine Mueller is licking his chops.

Yep, good optics to get a lawyer who also represents Russian oligarchs....nothing to see here, move along...

at the rate trump's staff is lawyering up, there won't be enough lawyers in DC to represent them...

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It's like an MC Escher print of interlocking lawyers. 

I hope he considers Lionel Hutz. He'd be a good fit.

Edited by zenwalk

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3 hours ago, ms maggie said:

https://www.google.com/amp/thehill.com/homenews/administration/338139-trumps-personal-lawyer-hires-attorney-report%3famp

 

Trump's personal lawyer who has been brought in to rep Trump in all this mess, has just hired his own lawyer to represent him through this investigation.

 

Oy vey.

Reminds me of great old new wave song, "Your girlfriend's got a girlfriend".

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Just a few, look 'em up!

Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.

Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they're boring.

Q: What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?
A: A jury.

Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

Q: What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.

Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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