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The Borowitz Report Trump Knocked Out in First Round of White House I.Q.-Test Tournament After Losing to Betsy DeVos

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an I.Q.-test tournament devised by Donald Trump to determine the smartest person in his Administration, Trump suffered a humiliating defeat on Tuesday, getting knocked out in the first round by Education Secretary Betsy DeVos.

Trump had personally created the brackets for the tournament, which he had hoped would lead to an I.Q.-championship showdown between him and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. “He was determined to face Betsy in the first round,” a White House source said of Trump. “He thought it would be like a bye week.”

Trump was stung by DeVos’s upset win, however, and lashed out at the I.Q. test itself, calling it both “fake” and “rigged,” according to the source.

He forgot there was a section on spelling.

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Great satire. Really well done. I particularly liked Jared Kushner losing to Rick Perry. Perfect! :lol:

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