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Two cats have a swimming race aross the English Channel, one is English, the other French.

The English cat is called "One two three", the French cat is called "Un deux trois".

Which cat wins?

The English cat.

Why?

Because Un deux trois cat sank…

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3 hours ago, Scaggsville said:

Two cats have a swimming race aross the English Channel, one is English, the other French.

The English cat is called "One two three", the French cat is called "Un deux trois".

Which cat wins?

The English cat.

Why?

Because Un deux trois cat sank…

Memories of middle school French class :D

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Q: How do you keep an Amish woman satisfied?

A: Two Mennonite.

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Baby Jesus is like my favorite kind of chicken wing. He's tender and mild.

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5 hours ago, ODENTON said:

What has no legs yet it runs?

A nose

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1 hour ago, ODENTON said:

A nose

Aww, I was gonna say a refrigerator. 

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knock knock..

Whos there?

Interrupting cow..

Interrupting cow wh..

MOOO!

(it's all in the timing) 

 

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What'd the fish say when he swam into a wall?

 

DAM!

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Posted (edited)

11 hours ago, naive said:

What gets wetter as it dries?

A towel. That's reeeeeeally old. :)

What always runs but has no feet, has a mouth that never eats, has a bed but never sleeps?

Edited by Evil Yoda

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57 minutes ago, Evil Yoda said:

A towel. That's reeeeeeally old. :)

What always runs but has no feet, has a mouth that never eats, has a bed but never sleeps?

A river! :)

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Hispanic magician tells his audience he will make himself disappear on the count of three.

He begins the countdown....

Uno!

Dos!

Then poof.

He disappeared without a tres.

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