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OLD' IS WHEN...

Your sweetie says, 'Lets go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

 

OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

 

OLD' IS WHEN...

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

 

OLD' IS WHEN...

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

 

OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

 

OLD' IS WHEN....

Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

 

OLD' IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

 

OLD' IS WHEN....

You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:

"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.

She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

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The best thing about getting older is the pool of younger women gets bigger everyday ......

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3 hours ago, Eastside Terp said:

The best thing about getting older is the pool of younger women gets bigger everyday ......

But you can't "Get" any of them anymore. Them in their 30's and me in my 50's was still Do-able but not when you hit the 60's. Now you're Twice their age and it just ain't Happening!

AND

Younger people started calling me "Sir" lately. Kinda disingenuous I think. Never thought of myself as a "Sir".

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When you're searching for the car in the parking lot, then you realize... you drove the truck.

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17 hours ago, workerbee said:

When you're searching for the car in the parking lot, then you realize... you drove the truck.

I drive multiple vehicles and do that all the time :( ....

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... When you bend down to pick something up and wonder what else you can do while you are down there. 

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On the bright side, the older you get the less you have to worry about dying young.

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