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Naked jogger turned heads Monday in downtown Baltimore

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"The other day I saw a guy jogging Naked down my street! I asked him how come? He said "Cause You came home Early!" - Rodney Dangerfield

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Off his meds?  Lost a bet? Too lazy to get dressed? Looking for attention? 

I don't feel like looking up the penalty for indecent exposure but it surely can't be worth it.  Stupid.

Hey guy - go be naked in your home, I doubt people want to see your junk flopping around or expose children to your nudity.  

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Posted (edited)

2 minutes ago, Cowboyz said:

Off his meds?  Lost a bet? Too lazy to get dressed? Looking for attention? 

I don't feel like looking up the penalty for indecent exposure but it surely can't be worth it.  Stupid.

Hey guy - go be naked in your home, I doubt people want to see your junk flopping around or expose children to your nudity.  

Hey watch it....one persons junk is another persons antique.:D

Edited by Guido2

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Just now, Guido2 said:

Hey watch it....one persons junk is another persons antique.:D

I can't post my initial thought!! :) 

So.... I'll just leave that alone. 

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Just now, Cowboyz said:

I can't post my initial thought!! :) 

So.... I'll just leave that alone. 

Good idea!;)

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Does anyone remember 'Streaking' ?

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29 minutes ago, Guido2 said:

Hey watch it....one persons junk is another persons antique.:D

Ok, that was funny. :lol:

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Just now, PinkFlamingo said:

Ok, that was funny. :lol:

:D

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They could have at least blocked out the size of his hands!

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Here's 911 calls reporting this naked man: 

 

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20 hours ago, Dystopia said:

White AND naked. Double standout. 

White people really aren't all that rare in downtown Bmore. :rolleyes: 

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Posted (edited)

11 hours ago, KSweeley said:

Here's 911 calls reporting this naked man: 

 

Why the hell didn't police redact names and phone numbers of people who called?

Edited by Baltimatt

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Most of the callers to police identified the man as Asian.

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33 minutes ago, Baltimatt said:

Most of the callers to police identified the man as Asian.

They're not hard to find downtown either Matt. :)

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