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I'm trying to figure out how to offend you;)

 

You were a rude neighbor

You are a sub par billiards player.

 

You're a liberal

 

:):D:cool:

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You accept punishment easily.

 

You voted for Dixon though you're not a city resident;)

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You are now out of style as a metro sexual - manly is back in - you're in trouble! :D

 

<with the addition of>

 

you couldn't grow a mullet if you wanted to! :D

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LL- I would call you vain, but you'll probably sit in your soil all day. :)

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i still love ya...LL. :)

 

:P to all those folks saying bad things about you!

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:eek:

 

Okay, I know this is a roast and all in good fun, but THAT one smarts!!! :P

 

What can I say, I'm an Aries and a general dip****.

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Hoot usually sends me out for the day in diapers anyways.

 

LL- Is a box of Depends sitting by your desk ?

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An empty one, yes, I didn't want to miss any of my own roast so I requisitioned the last one. I guess the roast'll be over when I have to stand up, huh?

 

LL- Don't stand up! Catheter & pouch are arriving from Mercy Hospital.

This is astronaut practice 101;)

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Hopefully I'll get to eat dehydrated food instead of cat food for a change!

 

And, you must drive from MD to Florida w/o stopping in pursuit of Tang;)

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AWESOME!!!

 

Hopefully I'll get to eat dehydrated food instead of cat food for a change!

 

Actually, they pretty much taste the same.

 

Is it also true that you are converting the Sexy Posters lounge into a retirement home so that you have a better chance at picking up women?

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Actually, they pretty much taste the same.

 

Is it also true that you are converting the Sexy Posters lounge into a retirement home so that you have a better chance at picking up women?

dolph- I heard LL could pick up the women, but he couldn't pin them down;)

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dolph- I heard LL could pick up the women, but he couldn't pin them down;)

 

They have medication for that.

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I tried that, remember??? My days of being the SPL coatrack-turned-robehook are OVER! ;):D

 

Shame, that must be why the pudding wrestling has stopped.

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With a full diaper that would truly be a "pursuit"

 

LL- Ok, how about to North Carolina?

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Methinks a good bout of scantily clad ladies wrastling about in jello & pudding is a great read, but apparently the top choice on the O.M. menu is whipped dead horse a la carte :rolleyes:

 

Dare to be different, If I recall FMM is still the undisputed champion.

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I can hear it now...

 

Way-ell Lawdy Lawd, is that thar a full deeper, or is you just plum happy to see me???

 

LL- Some of NC is not like Mayberry;)

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Dare to be different, If I recall FMM is still the undisputed champion.

 

You do recall correctly! I think I'll retire while I'm on top.

 

LL - answer those pms yet? :D

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You do recall correctly! I think I'll retire while I'm on top.

 

LL - answer those pms yet? :D

 

Then today is truly a sad day, when a legend retires....

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You do recall correctly! I think I'll retire while I'm on top.

 

FMM- on top of whom?;)

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Julieperl. :D

 

FMM- Sounds great. Is there a link to a video feed?

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FMM- Sounds great. Is there a link to a video feed?

 

Ask LL or Up2, I have a hunch one of them secretly video taped it - there is a play by play on the SPL thread. :D

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